asmilinggoddess:

asmilinggoddess:

dental hygiene tip: brush your teeth like you’re about to go and make out with natalie dormer

fun fact: i got the idea to make this post while i was at work. i then thought about kissing natalie dormer, got distracted, and walked into a shelf in front of like three people

deepbreathsanddeath:

This is a real panda
China has this “panda diplomacy” and this one will be sent to Japan as an friendship envoy. For the safety reason he sits as a passenger with his feeder, not in a cage. Fastening the seat belt, wearing a diaper, eating bamboos

weteevee:

me: *scrolling through blog* wow this is a sick ass blog

me: wait this is my blog

me: *keeps scrolling*

(Source: flygoing)

stuckyassemble:

I’M SO SORRY TO RUIN THIS HIGHLY EMOTIONAL TIME BUT THE SECOND GIF LOOKS LIKE HES RIDING HIM I CANT COPE

(Source: thorlokid)

marta-sherlock:

Do you have an international reputation?

This quote has always struck me as very interesting. Funny, of course, but interesting as well because in the books at least John *does* have an international reputation as a womanizer (the whole three-continents thing). Here apparently, he doesn’t. *g*

(Source: mycroftscakeaddiction)

-Yeah. Uh, okay, but no – uh, no moment. This is a… federal investigation.
-Is that supposed to make you less interesting?

(Source: nicoangeli)

mimisaurus:

darkjez:

ireallyhatecornnuts:

doingtheneedful:

mightymur:

The final, brilliant word on passive voice.

“She was killed [by zombies.]” <—- passive

“Zombies killed [by zombies] her.” <—- active

Welp.

Oh my god, best passive voice identification tool ever.

This is on par with the moment that I learned “the alligator always eats the bigger number” when determining whether to use greater than or less than sign. 

Life changing shit, seriously.

Journalism class mini-lesson alert.

17000dollars:

For 17,000 dollars, you could buy 2,833 packages of Party Rats.  That would be 14,165 LED rodents to use while you are nightblogging. [x]

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shofieffxiv:

mirahxox:

chocolateist:

yougurtandchocolate:

john-eggmcmuffin:

dancinghomestuckforever:

godtechturninheads:

i tried to take a picture damnit

annnnnd you are fucking adorable

AWE THAT WAS ONE OF THE CUTEST THINGS IVE EVER SEEN YOURE A BAB Y

It’s like a fawn getting disappointed then getting happy. TOO ADORABLE

Did Pixar make you? Oh my lord

is this tinkerbell?

I….I want to draw her