ugly:

when you say ow but it doesn’t really hurt

xombiedirge:

Part of the Art of How to Train Your Dragon 2 book signing and gallery show/charity auction, opening Saturday, June 21st 2014, at Gallery Nucleus. Preview prints available HERE.

Staring Contest by 

Backseat Driver by 

Toothless on Top by 

jerkidiot:

iphone-420:

jerkidiot:

jerkidiot:

my mom said i can only have one glass of milk a day wtf mom

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frick you mom

WHY DO YOU HAVE A TGLASS THAT BIHG

FOR MILK

(Source: 6gay)

rib-caged:

I hate when guys are like “oh you’re not one of those girls that’s going to order a salad for dinner are you?” MAYBE I AM. MAYBE I FUCKING LIKE SALADS. HAVE YOU EVEN TASTED RASPBERRY VINAIGRETTE. 

(Source: rib-caged)

cashcats:

my mind on my money

my money on my mind

archwrites:

commandersass:

Superpowers?

Nah, humans are more like

*jump*

*pew*

AKA the moments when Steve Rogers, adrenaline junkie, realized he had found His People

zanetehaiden:

Yes mother I have slept for thirteen hours straight but Jesus slept for three days straight and started a religion so I don’t wanna hear it

(Source: zanetheaiden)

(Source: redsuspenders)

illkim:

"You smoke?"

"Only recreationally"

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(Source: illkim)